Meet Francis “Woody” Woodson, Daltonville’s newest mayor. Well, acting mayor. Seems that inheriting the throne of this tiny hamlet (pop. 1799) doesn’t earn Woody any respect, especially when battling the PTA Bake Sale Lobby and the town’s chubby children!

Meet series regulars Ivanka (the spunky Russian intern) and Bonnie (the surly town clerk) as well as Woody’s political foes in his quixotic re-election bid - town founder Mama Dalton and her great-grandson, G. Garrett Dalton, III (”Little G”).

EPISODE 1 - Credits
Written by: Jeremy Desmon
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G, Tommy
Linda Gabler - Bonnie
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Shalakwalaqueesha
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Mrs. Teaweather
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: August 26, 2008

Just days into Woody’s re-election bid against Daltonville’s prodigal son (”Little G”), our favorite small-town mayor takes a firm stance against the high price of oil. Canola oil, that is.

Follow Acting Mayor Francis “Woody” Woodson and his intern, Ivanka, as they risk riot, ecological disaster and international incident in an attempt to break Daltonville from its crippling dependence on foreign oil.

EPISODE 2 - Credits
Written by: Victor Wishna
Writing Staff: Sammy Buck, Jeremy Desmon, Chris Nelson
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G, Mack, Friendly Canuck, Jorge, Guard
Linda Gabler - Bonnie, Ova
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody, Charlie
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Kid #1
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Friendly Canuckette, Lina, Kid #2
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: September 2, 2008

When Woody’s long-time barber, Mr. Doug, is caught making incendiary remarks, Woody faces a tough, political dilemma: should he disown his friend and renounce his remarks, or get that haircut he really, really needs?

Can Woody’s mayoral campaign against G. Garrett Dalton, III (”Little G”) survive calls to disown, renounce and reject Mr. Doug’s comments? Or will intrepid, thirteen year-old reporter Hailey Banks keep the story alive?

EPISODE 3 - Credits
Written by: Sammy Buck
Writing Staff: Jeremy Desmon, Chris Nelson, Victor Wishna
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G, Mr. Doug
Linda Gabler - Bonnie
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Hailey Banks
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Trish
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: September 9, 2008

A small-town mayor with no experience… A cynical politician with an opening in the #2 slot… Nah, it could never happen.

When scandal erupts at the Lieutenant Governor’s office, Daltonville’s Acting Mayor Woody Woodson is “vetted” to be a heartbeat away from the Head of State. Is folksy, small-town charm enough to secure the spot? You bet your ass.

EPISODE 4 - Credits
Written by: Jeremy Desmon
Writing Staff: Sammy Buck, Chris Nelson, Victor Wishna
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G, Governor
Linda Gabler - Bonnie
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody, Lt. Governor Todd Jones, Mafia Man
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Hailey Banks, Radio Announcer, Working Girl
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Agent Hanson
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: September 16, 2008

Amid a barrage of brutal, unfair attack ads from the Dalton campaign, Woody fights to maintain the high road. That fool.

Woody’s refusal to “go negative” and report the disturbing truth about his mayoral opponent, G. Garrett Dalton III (”Little G”), leads him into a web of lies, proving the cover-up is always worse than the crime. Especially when it’s someone else’s crime!

EPISODE 5 - Credits
Written by: Chris Nelson
Writing Staff: Sammy Buck, Jeremy Desmon, Victor Wishna
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G, Jorge
Linda Gabler - Bonnie, Little G’s Homey
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody, Dan Macon
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Hailey Banks
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Lina
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: September 23, 2008

With the mayoral election just weeks away, is Daltonville finally rallying around Woody? Is his message of “change” starting to resonate? Oh… and why is he trying to saw the head off of a parking meter in Town Square?

Acting Mayor Woody Woodson’s lackluster campaign catches fire as Woody fights corruption and becomes the town’s “Change Candidate.” When a flustered Mama Dalton can’t find a competing platform for Little G, she decides it’s easier just to make him a “Change Candidate” too. After all, who doesn’t want change?

EPISODE 6 - Credits
Written by: Victor Wishna & Jeremy Desmon
Writing Staff: Sammy Buck, Chris Nelson
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G, Groucho the Bum, Mack, Jorge
Linda Gabler - Bonnie
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody, Rusty, Rahjeeb
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Hailey Banks, Shalakwalaqueesha
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Mrs. Teaweather, Lina, Hot Mom Dierdre
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: September 30, 2008

The Grays just want to adopt a dog. Thing is, they live in a townhome — one without a traditional lawn to give a puppy a normal upbringing. Woody’s squeamishness leads some to ask: Is Daltonville’s Mayor a cold-hearted bigot?

Turns out, some of Woody’s best friends live in townhomes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

EPISODE 7 - Credits
Written by: Sammy Buck
Writing Staff: Jeremy Desmon, Chris Nelson, Victor Wishna
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G, Jorge, Nellie
Linda Gabler - Bonnie, Ova, Stoner
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody, Maine Man, Serial Killer
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Hailey Banks, Pretentious Yuppie
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Lina
…and guest starring David Rossmer as Moe Grey…
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 7, 2008

The financial crisis hits Daltonville! Layoffs at the String Factory affect the most vulnerable Daltonvillians of all: The String Kids. While Woody humbly raises pennies for the town’s hungry, Mama Dalton and Little G throw “String Aid,” the biggest, baddest benefit concert ever.

Guest starring Stephen DeRosa (Into the Woods, Hairspray) as insult comic Cappy Goldstein.

EPISODE 8 - Credits
Written by: Chris Nelson
Writing Staff: Sammy Buck, Jeremy Desmon, Victor Wishna
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G, Jorge
Linda Gabler - Bonnie
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody, Rajeev
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Danni
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Lina
…and guest starring Stephen DeRosa as Cappy Goldstein (and Don Gregory)…
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 14, 2008

In politics, winning ain’t easy. Who knew losing was even harder?

Guest starring Brad Oscar (The Producers, Spamalot) and Hunter Foster (The Producers, Urinetown) as fast-talking political consultants Doc and Wendell.

EPISODE 9 - Credits
Written by: Victor Wishna
Writing Staff: Sammy Buck, Jeremy Desmon, Chris Nelson
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G
Linda Gabler - Bonnie, Ova, Groupie Voter
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody, Talk Show Announcer
Russell Koplin - Ivanka
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Mrs. Teaweather, Little Lulu
…and guest starring Brad Oscar as Doc and Hunter Foster as Wendell…
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 21, 2008

Mystery… intrigue… secret audio tapes?

As Election Day approaches, Woody, Ivanka, Bonnie and Little G embark on a mysterious journey through Daltonville’s underbelly that would make Indiana Jones and Scooby-Doo blush! Can the gang break Mama Dalton’s iron (yet arthritic) grip on power?

This second-to-last, Super-Sized Episode features an excerpt from Little G’s #1 rap hit “(i) h8 mama dalton.”

EPISODE 10 - Credits
Written by: Jeremy Desmon
Writing Staff: Sammy Buck, Chris Nelson, Victor Wishna
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G, Big G
Linda Gabler - Bonnie, Groupie
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody, Mad Vandal
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Hailey Banks
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Groupie
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: October 28, 2008

It’s Election Night in Daltonville, and Woody’s quest to become Mayor-Elect hits last-minute complications. Follow the electoral twists and turns to their shocking conclusion, as told via Hailey Banks’ radio blog (or, brog) for the Daltonville Middle School Daltonville Daily Download.

Guest starring Nancy Opel (Urinetown, All in the Timing) as voting rights attorney Hildegard Swenson, Esq.

EPISODE 11 - Credits
Written by: Jeremy Desmon & Victor Wishna
Writing Staff: Sammy Buck, Chris Nelson
Sebastian Arcelus - Little G
Linda Gabler - Bonnie, Hailey’s Mom, Chloe, Voter, Angry Old Woman
Michael Thomas Holmes - Woody, Angry Old Man
Russell Koplin - Ivanka, Hailey Banks
Lauren Weisman - Mama Dalton, Meghan, Voter
…and guest starring Nancy Opel as Hildegard Swenson, Esq….
Recorded/Edited by: Brent Lord
Executive Producer: Jeremy Desmon
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: November 3, 2008